I forgot my book for the bus and I haven charged my phone and I’m wearing too much black

get to know me meme | [7/10] favorite movies: The Mummy (1999)

"Death is only the beginning."

(via mummymovies)

Things to do tomorrow:
Go buy upholstery cleaner the foam kind
Clean some cars
Go out & be hip
Take book for bus ride Come home & go out & be square

It’s more than the usual day so I need to remind myself ok

also learn to be a story teller- get some stories or something

15-Year-Old African Kid Tells Madonna To Go ‘Have Sex’ with Herself

almightykushlord:

Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.

THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE

(via militantweasel)

what the heck is going on with planes these days

thegorgonist:

Since I’m having such a good internet day today (Thanks, comics alliance et al!) why not share this Dreamship print I made with you???  I feel like I’m soaring above the clouds and achieving dreams, so super appropriate right???  I love painting clouds and of course I love using salmon/coral colors aaaall the time, so this has both.
You can get a copy in my shop!

thegorgonist:

Since I’m having such a good internet day today (Thanks, comics alliance et al!) why not share this Dreamship print I made with you???  I feel like I’m soaring above the clouds and achieving dreams, so super appropriate right???  I love painting clouds and of course I love using salmon/coral colors aaaall the time, so this has both.

You can get a copy in my shop!

(via life-ever-after)

http://makutfa.tumblr.com/post/92717154892/the-sarcastic-robot-drugs-in-ur-coffee

the-sarcastic-robot:

drugs-in-ur-coffee:

selfish-cunts:

dqdbpb:

angelina jolie’s daughter

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and gwen stefani’s son

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both so cute

Parenting done right

ugh. this is so wrong. how can you support someone letting their kid wear socks on grass. do you know how…

Gwen stefani has enough money to buy her kid more socks. chill

(Source: erroneouszones, via cheerupsleepyjean-)

Ok classes begin again in a few days relax it’ll be fun

~For just a while, calm your thoughts. In this moment, simply be. There is much in your life, and there is much more to come. Yet you have always been, and you always are, more than enough. ~ Kelsey // Perth, Australia.